




The sticker that turns your van into a map of everywhere you've been.
This is the one you've seen on the back of half the vans at every big caravan park in the country - and there's a reason. Every town and every National Park across all six states and two territories is on there, so the kids can find where they are, trace where you're going next, and mark off the route with a Sharpie as you go.
It's designed and printed in regional Victoria by a small Aussie family business, and it's been going strong for over a decade. This is the Original (rainbow) colourway in the UV Outdoor permanent finish - the weatherproof, fade-resistant version built for the outside of the van.
It's a road-trip activity, not just a decal. Ours has kept kids busy for entire stretches of the Stuart Highway. They find the next town, they argue about how far it is, they colour it in when you arrive. If you're chasing more of that, our guide on keeping kids entertained on long drives is full of the same kind of thing.
It's built for the Aussie sun. The UV Outdoor finish is weatherproof and fade-resistant - it's made to sit on a caravan exterior, a drop-down table or a toolbox through summer without going patchy or peeling at the corners.
It's a proper map. Towns and National Parks, not just capital cities. Which means it's genuinely useful for planning the next leg, not just decoration.
Non-toxic and phthalate-free. Fine to have in the van with little kids, and just as good on a playroom wall as it is on a camper.
| Size | 40cm wide x 36.7cm high |
| Colourway | Original (rainbow) |
| Finish | UV Outdoor — permanent, weatherproof, fade-resistant |
| Detail | Towns and National Parks across every state and territory |
| Marks with | Permanent marker / Sharpie |
| Materials | Non-toxic, phthalate-free vinyl |
| Made in | Australia — designed and printed in regional Victoria |
Caravan exteriors, camper trailers, motorhomes and campervans, 4WD panels and canopies, drop-down tables, toolboxes, and rear doors. Because this is the permanent UV Outdoor finish, it's made for surfaces you want it to stay on for good.
What's the difference between UV Outdoor and the fabric removable version?
UV Outdoor is permanent and weatherproof - it's for the outside of the van, toolboxes and drop-down tables. The removable fabric version is for interior walls, fridges and windows. This listing is the UV Outdoor permanent finish.
Can I write on it?
Yes - that's half the fun. Use a permanent marker to colour in or tick off each town, park or state as you get there.
Will it fade in the sun?
It's UV-rated and fade-resistant, which is exactly what the outdoor finish is for. It's designed for Australian conditions.
How big is it, really?
40cm x 36.7cm — big enough to read the town names from a step back, small enough to fit on the back of most vans, a canopy or a toolbox lid.
Can I put it inside the van or on a wall at home?
You can, and plenty of people do — kids' bedrooms, playrooms and home offices. Just know that this finish is permanent, so pick your spot before you peel.
Is it made in Australia?
Yes. Designed and printed in regional Victoria by a small family business.
If you're kitting the van out, the Slide n' Dry pegless clothesline is the other small thing that makes trips easier. And for the trips themselves, our UPF50+ fishing shirts and sun-safe dresses mean less time wrestling sunscreen and more time actually exploring.
Planning the next leg? Start with our guide to free camping in Australia for families.
Ships from our warehouse. Australian made and owned.
We offer refunds and/or exchanges, providing a request for return is received within 30 days of your order being delivered. Your item must be in its original packaging and in the same condition that you received it.
The return shipping costs will be the responsibility of you, the customer. For domestic orders (AUS & USA) a prepaid shipping label can be provided, with the associated costs being deducted from the refunded amount. International (Asia) returns will need to be arranged by the customer, and will require a tracking number.
Any refund or exchange will only be issued once the original item has been shipped back to us.
In the unlikely event you receive a defective or damaged item, we offer you the choice of a full refund or a replacement. We will cover all return shipping costs.
Please report any issue within 5 days of receiving your item. We kindly ask that you provide clear evidence of the fault or damage, so we can expedite your request efficiently.
Please refer to our full Refund Policy for more information
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
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Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
Product measurements
Every measurement below is for our Ladies Not a Fishing Shirt Dress (UPF50+), in centimetres. Our dress is a slim fit and runs small. For a relaxed fit choose one size up; for an oversized fit choose two sizes up.
| Size (cm) | 8 | 10 | 12 | 14 | 16 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shoulder width | 38.5 | 40 | 41.5 | 43 | 44.5 | 46 | 47.5 | 47 | 50 | 52 |
| 1/2 chest | 48.5 | 51 | 53.5 | 56 | 58.5 | 61 | 65.5 | 69.5 | 73.5 | 77.5 |
| 1/2 waist | 43.5 | 46 | 48.5 | 51 | 53.5 | 56 | 60.5 | 65 | 69.5 | 74 |
| 1/2 hem | 48.5 | 51 | 53.5 | 56 | 58.5 | 61 | 65.5 | 70 | 74.5 | 79 |
| Length | 87.5 | 89 | 90 | 91.5 | 92.5 | 93.5 | 96 | 98 | 100 | 102 |
| Sleeve length | 65 | 66 | 66 | 66 | 67 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70 | 71 |
| 1/2 cuff | 9.5 | 9.5 | 10.5 | 10.5 | 11.5 | 11.5 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
All measurements are in centimetres. Standard manufacturing tolerances of ±1–2 cm apply.
Our chart uses half measurements — the garment measured flat, not around your body. Measure a dress or long shirt you already love:
Does the Not a Fishing Shirt Dress run small?
Yes. It's a slim fit with a smaller size run. Most mums size up one for a comfortable everyday fit, or two for an oversized look.
How long is the ladies fishing shirt dress?
From 87.5 cm in a size 8 up to 102 cm in a size 26, measured from the shoulder to the hem.
What sizes does it come in?
Australian ladies sizes 8 to 26.
Will the UPF50+ sun protection wash out?
No. It's woven into the fibres, not sprayed on. Cold wash, inside out, line dry in the shade.
Matching your mini? See the kids fishing shirt dress size chart.

Still not sure? Email us at hello@mwcac.com.au and we'll help you find your fit.
Every measurement below is for our Kids Not a Fishing Shirt (UPF50+), in centimetres. Our kids' shirts are true to size for everyday wear — if you'd like an oversized fit or extra room to grow into, go up one size.
| Size (cm) | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | 12 | 14 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shoulder width | 31 | 35 | 36.5 | 38 | 39.5 | 41 | 42.5 |
| 1/2 chest | 32 | 37 | 39 | 41 | 43 | 45 | 47 |
| Length | 40 | 45 | 49 | 53 | 57 | 61 | 65 |
| Sleeve length | 38 | 41 | 44 | 47 | 50 | 53 | 56 |
| 1/2 cuff | 6.5 | 7 | 7.5 | 8 | 8.5 | 9 | 9.5 |
All measurements are in centimetres. Age is an estimate only — always go by the measurements, not your child's age. Standard manufacturing tolerances of ±1–2 cm apply.
Our chart uses half measurements — the garment measured flat, not around your child. The quickest way to get it right is to measure a top they already wear happily:
Shopping for a baby? Our rompers have their own chart — see the baby romper size chart.
Are the kids' fishing shirts true to size?
Yes. They're designed as a relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you want room to grow or a looser look.
What sizes do the kids' fishing shirts come in?
Sizes 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12 and 14.
Can my child swim in the shirt?
Yes — the fabric is quick-dry and made for saltwater and beach use. Rinse after swimming in salt or chlorine.
Will the UPF50+ sun protection wash out?
No. It's woven into the fibres, not sprayed on. Cold wash, inside out, line dry in the shade.

Still not sure? Email us at hello@mwcac.com.au and we'll help you find the right fit.

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