




Meet Kazza - the mum who rolls into the caravan park with yesterday’s camp hair, today’s sense of humour, and zero interest in pretending life isn’t chaos. She’s unfiltered, unfussed, and somehow still the heart of every campsite.
This tee is made for that kind of mum.
Crafted from 100% carded cotton with a stone washed, vintage-style finish, this heavy 220 GSM tee has that perfectly worn-in feel from day one. Soft, durable and relaxed across the body, it’s the kind of tee you’ll reach for every single time you hit the road.
Throw it on for school pick-up, campsite setup, early-morning walks to the amenities block, or those late-night campfire yarns. It’s built for real life — sand, snacks, spills, sunscreen and all.
If camp hair is your daily reality, this tee is your new personality.
* Print size pictured is on a x-small, print size is the same and will look smaller on bigger sizes
We offer refunds and/or exchanges, providing a request for return is received within 30 days of your order being delivered. Your item must be in its original packaging and in the same condition that you received it.
The return shipping costs will be the responsibility of you, the customer. For domestic orders (AUS & USA) a prepaid shipping label can be provided, with the associated costs being deducted from the refunded amount. International (Asia) returns will need to be arranged by the customer, and will require a tracking number.
Any refund or exchange will only be issued once the original item has been shipped back to us.
In the unlikely event you receive a defective or damaged item, we offer you the choice of a full refund or a replacement. We will cover all return shipping costs.
Please report any issue within 5 days of receiving your item. We kindly ask that you provide clear evidence of the fault or damage, so we can expedite your request efficiently.
Please refer to our full Refund Policy for more information
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
Product measurements
Every measurement below is for our Ladies Not a Fishing Shirt Dress (UPF50+), in centimetres. Our dress is a slim fit and runs small. For a relaxed fit choose one size up; for an oversized fit choose two sizes up.
| Size (cm) | 8 | 10 | 12 | 14 | 16 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shoulder width | 38.5 | 40 | 41.5 | 43 | 44.5 | 46 | 47.5 | 47 | 50 | 52 |
| 1/2 chest | 48.5 | 51 | 53.5 | 56 | 58.5 | 61 | 65.5 | 69.5 | 73.5 | 77.5 |
| 1/2 waist | 43.5 | 46 | 48.5 | 51 | 53.5 | 56 | 60.5 | 65 | 69.5 | 74 |
| 1/2 hem | 48.5 | 51 | 53.5 | 56 | 58.5 | 61 | 65.5 | 70 | 74.5 | 79 |
| Length | 87.5 | 89 | 90 | 91.5 | 92.5 | 93.5 | 96 | 98 | 100 | 102 |
| Sleeve length | 65 | 66 | 66 | 66 | 67 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70 | 71 |
| 1/2 cuff | 9.5 | 9.5 | 10.5 | 10.5 | 11.5 | 11.5 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
All measurements are in centimetres. Standard manufacturing tolerances of ±1–2 cm apply.
Our chart uses half measurements — the garment measured flat, not around your body. Measure a dress or long shirt you already love:
Does the Not a Fishing Shirt Dress run small?
Yes. It's a slim fit with a smaller size run. Most mums size up one for a comfortable everyday fit, or two for an oversized look.
How long is the ladies fishing shirt dress?
From 87.5 cm in a size 8 up to 102 cm in a size 26, measured from the shoulder to the hem.
What sizes does it come in?
Australian ladies sizes 8 to 26.
Will the UPF50+ sun protection wash out?
No. It's woven into the fibres, not sprayed on. Cold wash, inside out, line dry in the shade.
Matching your mini? See the kids fishing shirt dress size chart.

Still not sure? Email us at hello@mwcac.com.au and we'll help you find your fit.
Every measurement below is for our Kids Not a Fishing Shirt (UPF50+), in centimetres. Our kids' shirts are true to size for everyday wear — if you'd like an oversized fit or extra room to grow into, go up one size.
| Size (cm) | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | 12 | 14 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shoulder width | 31 | 35 | 36.5 | 38 | 39.5 | 41 | 42.5 |
| 1/2 chest | 32 | 37 | 39 | 41 | 43 | 45 | 47 |
| Length | 40 | 45 | 49 | 53 | 57 | 61 | 65 |
| Sleeve length | 38 | 41 | 44 | 47 | 50 | 53 | 56 |
| 1/2 cuff | 6.5 | 7 | 7.5 | 8 | 8.5 | 9 | 9.5 |
All measurements are in centimetres. Age is an estimate only — always go by the measurements, not your child's age. Standard manufacturing tolerances of ±1–2 cm apply.
Our chart uses half measurements — the garment measured flat, not around your child. The quickest way to get it right is to measure a top they already wear happily:
Shopping for a baby? Our rompers have their own chart — see the baby romper size chart.
Are the kids' fishing shirts true to size?
Yes. They're designed as a relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you want room to grow or a looser look.
What sizes do the kids' fishing shirts come in?
Sizes 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12 and 14.
Can my child swim in the shirt?
Yes — the fabric is quick-dry and made for saltwater and beach use. Rinse after swimming in salt or chlorine.
Will the UPF50+ sun protection wash out?
No. It's woven into the fibres, not sprayed on. Cold wash, inside out, line dry in the shade.

Still not sure? Email us at hello@mwcac.com.au and we'll help you find the right fit.

Block 98% of UV rays for ultimate sun protection.

Mesh construction keeping your body cool and dry.

You wont look like you pulled something from Dads wardrobe.

Specialized treatments reduce bacteria by 99.9%. Keeping you fresh all day.
As with the hoodie i purchased, perfect, great quality and great size
Will be a Return customer for sure . Thanks so much.
Nice fitting tee.
Is quite appropriate, camp hair don’t care.
Will enjoy wearing.
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