




🎄 PRE-ORDER: Closes Friday 6 November
🚚 FREE Express Post upgrade on every order
Christmas in Australia doesn't look like the cards. It's 35 degrees, the kids are in the creek before the presents are even unwrapped, and lunch is on a camp table under the annexe.
So we made a Christmas shirt for our kind of Christmas. The Reindeer Fair Isle has all the cosy, nostalgic feel of a Christmas jumper, without the sweat. It's UPF50+, lightweight and made for the whole family to match, from the baby to Dad.
Picture it: everyone lined up in pink on Christmas morning. The photo you'll pull out every December for the rest of your life. And no one's complaining they're too hot.
Pink: white reindeer on pink, with solid pink sleeves, collar, cuffs and button placket. A fun twist for the girls who love a bit of pink.
Want to mix it up? The Reindeer Fair Isle also comes in Red and Black, and the colours are designed to sit together in the family photo.
Choose your style and size above. Add one for everyone, then get that family photo sorted. 📸
Please check the size chart for each style before you order:
Australia Post's 2026 Express Post Christmas cut-off is Tue 22 December for WA and NT and Wed 23 December for all other states. We pack the furthest states first.
Regional and remote addresses outside the Express Post network can take longer to arrive.
Pre-orders close Friday 6 November, so lock in your family's sizes now. ❤️
$10 flat-rate standard shipping Australia-wide. Free standard shipping on orders of $120 or more. Express shipping $20.
We ship within Australia with Australia Post (tracked). Orders are dispatched within 3 business days (please allow 7–10 business days during sales and peak periods).
Changed your mind or need a different size? Return it within 30 days of delivery, unworn and unwashed, in its original condition with tags and packaging attached.
Return postage is your responsibility and a $4.95 restocking fee applies. If you'd like our prepaid return label, it's $10. The restocking fee, and the label cost if you use our label, are deducted from your refund. We never invoice them separately. Original shipping is not refunded.
Need a different size? Exchanges are treated as a new purchase, so we recommend ordering the size you need now to secure it, then returning the original.
Final-sale and clearance items are not eligible for change-of-mind returns.
No restocking fee applies. Email hello@mwcac.com.au with your order number and we'll provide an appropriate remedy and a prepaid return label where required.
Full details: Shipping & Returns. Nothing in this policy limits your rights under the Australian Consumer Law.
Product measurements
Every measurement below is for our Ladies Not a Fishing Shirt Dress (UPF50+), in centimetres. Our dress is a slim fit and runs small. For a relaxed fit choose one size up; for an oversized fit choose two sizes up.
| Size (cm) | 8 | 10 | 12 | 14 | 16 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shoulder width | 38.5 | 40 | 41.5 | 43 | 44.5 | 46 | 47.5 | 47 | 50 | 52 |
| 1/2 chest | 48.5 | 51 | 53.5 | 56 | 58.5 | 61 | 65.5 | 69.5 | 73.5 | 77.5 |
| 1/2 waist | 43.5 | 46 | 48.5 | 51 | 53.5 | 56 | 60.5 | 65 | 69.5 | 74 |
| 1/2 hem | 48.5 | 51 | 53.5 | 56 | 58.5 | 61 | 65.5 | 70 | 74.5 | 79 |
| Length | 87.5 | 89 | 90 | 91.5 | 92.5 | 93.5 | 96 | 98 | 100 | 102 |
| Sleeve length | 65 | 66 | 66 | 66 | 67 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70 | 71 |
| 1/2 cuff | 9.5 | 9.5 | 10.5 | 10.5 | 11.5 | 11.5 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
All measurements are in centimetres. Standard manufacturing tolerances of ±1–2 cm apply.
Our chart uses half measurements — the garment measured flat, not around your body. Measure a dress or long shirt you already love:
Does the Not a Fishing Shirt Dress run small?
Yes. It's a slim fit with a smaller size run. Most mums size up one for a comfortable everyday fit, or two for an oversized look.
How long is the ladies fishing shirt dress?
From 87.5 cm in a size 8 up to 102 cm in a size 26, measured from the shoulder to the hem.
What sizes does it come in?
Australian ladies sizes 8 to 26.
Will the UPF50+ sun protection wash out?
No. It's woven into the fibres, not sprayed on. Cold wash, inside out, line dry in the shade.
Matching your mini? See the kids fishing shirt dress size chart.

Still not sure? Email us at hello@mwcac.com.au and we'll help you find your fit.
Every measurement below is for our Kids Not a Fishing Shirt (UPF50+), in centimetres. Our kids' shirts are true to size for everyday wear — if you'd like an oversized fit or extra room to grow into, go up one size.
| Size (cm) | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | 12 | 14 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shoulder width | 31 | 35 | 36.5 | 38 | 39.5 | 41 | 42.5 |
| 1/2 chest | 32 | 37 | 39 | 41 | 43 | 45 | 47 |
| Length | 40 | 45 | 49 | 53 | 57 | 61 | 65 |
| Sleeve length | 38 | 41 | 44 | 47 | 50 | 53 | 56 |
| 1/2 cuff | 6.5 | 7 | 7.5 | 8 | 8.5 | 9 | 9.5 |
All measurements are in centimetres. Age is an estimate only — always go by the measurements, not your child's age. Standard manufacturing tolerances of ±1–2 cm apply.
Our chart uses half measurements — the garment measured flat, not around your child. The quickest way to get it right is to measure a top they already wear happily:
Shopping for a baby? Our rompers have their own chart — see the baby romper size chart.
Are the kids' fishing shirts true to size?
Yes. They're designed as a relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you want room to grow or a looser look.
What sizes do the kids' fishing shirts come in?
Sizes 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12 and 14.
Can my child swim in the shirt?
Yes — the fabric is quick-dry and made for saltwater and beach use. Rinse after swimming in salt or chlorine.
Will the UPF50+ sun protection wash out?
No. It's woven into the fibres, not sprayed on. Cold wash, inside out, line dry in the shade.

Still not sure? Email us at hello@mwcac.com.au and we'll help you find the right fit.

Block 98% of UV rays for ultimate sun protection.

Mesh construction keeping your body cool and dry.

You wont look like you pulled something from Dads wardrobe.

Specialized treatments reduce bacteria by 99.9%. Keeping you fresh all day.
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